Dave the AI Algorithm

"Meet Dave! He's not your average AI. Sure, he knows your deepest desires (like that avocado-shaped toaster you didn't know you needed), but he's got a heart of (digital) gold. Think of him as that overly enthusiastic friend who really wants you to try that 'totally life-changing' gadget, even if it's a self-stirring coffee mug with disco lights.
He's just trying to help... mostly.